This Is Your Racing Heart

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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Reblogged from your ear to a seashell

ray-winters-sings:

margorothspiegelmanthegreat:

ray-winters-sings:

You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.

I’m reblogging this not because they say Wildcats a lot but because we’re acting on the assumption that people who are old enough to drink sit around playing drinking games to HSM and that’s beautiful. 

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poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

(Source: magicblood)

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bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

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(Source: 10uhclock)

Reblogged from McLovin

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

(Source: prekrasnoe-mngnovenie)

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ratchet-trolls:

t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

im in pain 

Reblogged from My Mind In Pixels.
iguanamouth:

their reputation precedes them

iguanamouth:

their reputation precedes them

Reblogged from Nephrons in the Sky

Murder House seen in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, twelve years before American Horror Story was aired.

Murder House seen in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, twelve years before American Horror Story was aired.

(Source: rippedfeathers)

Reblogged from Hey Babe

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit
Reblogged from Hey Babe
  • Baby: M-m
  • Mom: Mama?
  • Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Reblogged from Hey Babe
maevele:

forkvegans:

toutcru:

I’ve been peeling mangoes the wrong way until now! Just did myself a large cantaloupe smoothie using this method it is so quick it blown my mind!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I’M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW MY JAW DROPPED SO HARD THIS IS A NEW ERA OF MY LIFE I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF

omg, do you even know how much mango destruction I have caused trying to peel those fuckers. OMG

maevele:

forkvegans:

toutcru:

I’ve been peeling mangoes the wrong way until now!
Just did myself a large cantaloupe smoothie using this method it is so quick it blown my mind!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I’M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW MY JAW DROPPED SO HARD THIS IS A NEW ERA OF MY LIFE I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF

omg, do you even know how much mango destruction I have caused trying to peel those fuckers. OMG

Reblogged from your ear to a seashell

murderfamilybusiness:

Not even Hannibal is above dad jokes.

(Source: vergermeat)

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

Reblogged from Nephrons in the Sky