This Is Your Racing Heart

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legendsmade:

spoken-not-written:

greglestrade:

My pajama bottoms are covered in dinosaurs and if you don’t think that’s the raddest thing then u can get out of my face

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Thats not dinosaurs. Its a muppet character.

YES WELL DONE GREAT OBSERVATION AS YOU CAN SEE I’M NOT THE ONE WHO CREATED THE POST I WAS SHOWING OFF MY BETTER PAJAMA BOTTOMS YOU UNOBSERVANT SLUG BOOB

Reblogged from Girl at (Rest)

literallysnokoplasm:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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(Source: jaclcfrost)

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unsmokable:

being heartless is more fun than being nice tbh

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andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

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keep-the-pieces asked: Can you draw a jealous jellyfish?

bewbin:

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fffcuk:

it snew today

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lethalic:

when you “accidentally” touch your crush’s butt

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phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

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imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

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jimpovolo:

kenway:

during spanish class today we were writing sentences and stuff and this guy tried to write “i have eaten the grass” but he mixed up the word for grass (césped) with another word (huésped)

he ended up writing “i have eaten the guests”

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(Source: kenwaymoved)

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pinkiepony:

Welcome to hell, Megan

pinkiepony:

Welcome to hell, Megan

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