This Is Your Racing Heart

Hi, I'm Dan...So this is my blog...
tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

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enlargers:

"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

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doctor-donna-friends:

castieltherebel:

flippin daleks have the best sass lets be real, those little salt shakers of doom know how to give some of the best burns the time vortex has ever seen

salt shakers of doom

(Source: sailor-amalthea)

vvankinq:

watching british porn like

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seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

(Source: appil)

lightinwinter:

I feel like people find me quite boring because I am quiet.  But it’s not that I have little to say; quite the opposite: it’s that I have so much to say, that I fear coming off as unintelligent because my thoughts are jumbled.  Or because I fear that what I want to say will bore others.  So instead of speaking, I say nothing.  

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jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

Reblogged from Tea And Crumpets

written-with-my-blood:

a support group for people who started playing Kim kardashian: Hollywood ironically and now can’t stop

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missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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Reblogged from I Can And I Will

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

unskinny:

I hope Miss Claudette is okay.

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(Source: chotheho)

Reblogged from I Can And I Will